Funny Phylosophical Questions – Enjoy

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Why is a doctor’s office often referred to as a practice?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? 

Here are 15 more to enjoy.

  • 1. Naps prevents old age… especially if you take them while driving.

    2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

    3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

     4. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

    5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

    6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

    7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without…but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

    8. You can’t buy love… but you pay heavily for it.

    9. True friends stab you in the front.

    10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

    11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

    12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

    13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

    14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

    15. Ladies first…… Pretty ladies sooner.

    16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

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